The Torchwood Drinking Game!
Jun. 12th, 2007 08:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadydaveAfter much thought, I have concluded that the only thing that can make Torchwood as awesome as it should be is lots and lots of alcohol. Thus, I have created... THE TORCHWOOD DRINKING GAME DUN DUN DUN!!!!!
Torchwood: the show that requires beer goggles.
Dave's Official Torchwood Drinking Game
Drink every time...
-- Torchwood Three unleashes alien terror upon the unsuspecting populace
-- Torchwood Three office behavior redefines the word "unprofessional"
-- Torchwood Three fails to accomplish absolutely anything remotely useful
-- Jack dies
-- Jack stands on a roof and broods
-- Jack completely fails to be as awesome as he should be
-- Gwen contracts Plot Stupidity
-- Owen makes you want to throw things (preferably at him)
-- Ianto's skull looks to bust through his forehead
-- Tosh is awesome
-- There is a pterodactyl sighting
-- There is a Rhys sighting
-- Someone makes out with someone else
-- Someone gets shot
-- Someone expresses a completely bleak and depressing commentary on the human condition
-- Chris Chibnall writes an episode (trust me, you'll need it)
-- Jack's backstory gets even more confusing
-- The plot blatantly rips off something better
-- Something so ridiculous and lame happens, your brain actually explodes a little
Finish your drink every time...
-- Owen gets shot, beaten up, or smacked down
-- Something of the Doctor's shows up
-- Jack is as awesome as he should be
By this point, the show will either start to look good, or you won't remember you watched it! Either way, you win!
According to IMDB, the keywords for Torchwood are MONSTER RENEGADE WALES BISEXUAL INVESTIGATION. Huh.
So I'm watching The Dukes of Hazzard, which totally reminds me that when Mal and I were at the movies, someone definitely drove by and had a horn that honked Dixie. It was pretty much the most awesome thing ever.
In conclusion: Bo Duke? Hot.
Torchwood: the show that requires beer goggles.
Dave's Official Torchwood Drinking Game
Drink every time...
-- Torchwood Three unleashes alien terror upon the unsuspecting populace
-- Torchwood Three office behavior redefines the word "unprofessional"
-- Torchwood Three fails to accomplish absolutely anything remotely useful
-- Jack dies
-- Jack stands on a roof and broods
-- Jack completely fails to be as awesome as he should be
-- Gwen contracts Plot Stupidity
-- Owen makes you want to throw things (preferably at him)
-- Ianto's skull looks to bust through his forehead
-- Tosh is awesome
-- There is a pterodactyl sighting
-- There is a Rhys sighting
-- Someone makes out with someone else
-- Someone gets shot
-- Someone expresses a completely bleak and depressing commentary on the human condition
-- Chris Chibnall writes an episode (trust me, you'll need it)
-- Jack's backstory gets even more confusing
-- The plot blatantly rips off something better
-- Something so ridiculous and lame happens, your brain actually explodes a little
Finish your drink every time...
-- Owen gets shot, beaten up, or smacked down
-- Something of the Doctor's shows up
-- Jack is as awesome as he should be
By this point, the show will either start to look good, or you won't remember you watched it! Either way, you win!
According to IMDB, the keywords for Torchwood are MONSTER RENEGADE WALES BISEXUAL INVESTIGATION. Huh.
So I'm watching The Dukes of Hazzard, which totally reminds me that when Mal and I were at the movies, someone definitely drove by and had a horn that honked Dixie. It was pretty much the most awesome thing ever.
In conclusion: Bo Duke? Hot.