A Very Serious and Deep Conversation

[shadydave]

This is what happens when I talk to people late at night.

Me:            oh, i have decided:
The Kirstin: i am wearing your socks
The Kirstin: what have you decided
Me:            you stole my socks?
Me:            why did you steal my socks?
Me:            kiiiiiiiirstiiiiiiiiiiiin
The Kirstin: what have you decided?
The Kirstin: (i didn't do it on purpose)
Me:            hmmph
Me:            anyways
The Kirstin: (they just appeared amidst my laundry)
The Kirstin: (so i brought them with me)
Me:            i have decided that sam is only allowed to be half-demonic/angelic if he subsequently obtains a flaming sword
Me:            (sock thief)
The Kirstin: (and now i am wearing them)
The Kirstin: i don't think even a flaming sword will make that 'plot twist' permissable
Me:            otherwise, i shall write to spoon and inform them that they are lame
The Kirstin: although it might alleviate the pain somewhat
Me:            no, flaming swords would cure it
The Kirstin: i think you should do that anyway
The Kirstin: i am not a sock thief
The Kirstin: mom did it
Me:            because it would ALSO be like he had a lightsaber!
Me:            and since we know he is a jedi, it would work PERFECTLY
The Kirstin: but then he would be even MORE like anakin
Me:            no, he's like luke
The Kirstin: created by the midichlorians
Me:            or maybe both
Me:            right
Me:            but he isn't bipolar
The Kirstin: but he is whiny and emo
Me:            and anakin did not have an awesome big brother
The Kirstin: he had obi wan
The Kirstin: (neither did luke)
Me:            but sam already lost jess/padme
Me:            and did not go "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Me:            well, actually maybe he did
The Kirstin: yes he did
The Kirstin: he sooo did
Me:            but he didn't kill loads of baby jedi is my point
The Kirstin: no but he was angsty and broody FOREVER
The Kirstin: he killed little bits of my soul
The Kirstin: and big bits of dean's soul
Me:            but he didn't hunt down all the remaining jedi in the universe
Me:            i bet dean drinks blue milk
The Kirstin: he is the process of doing that now!
Me:            drinking blue milk?
Me:            really?
The Kirstin: no, dean drinks purple alcoholic beverages
The Kirstin: try to keep up
The Kirstin: SAM is hunting down the jedi
Me:            but he's not KILLING them
Me:            he's just saying hello
The Kirstin: max? dead
Me:            sam didn't kill him
The Kirstin: ava? kidnapped, possibly dead
Me:            sam didn't kill her either
The Kirstin: that's what you think
Me:            andy is not dead that we know of
Me:            so hah
Me:            and sam didn't even meet scott
The Kirstin: but webber is
Me:            andy killed him
The Kirstin: because of sam's secret mind control powers [The real secret behind the puppy eyes -- ed.]
The Kirstin: because webber was messing with DEAN
Me:            i find your theory flawed
The Kirstin: and sam was all OMGWTFBBQ!!1! HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY BROTHER?!
The Kirstin: just like with max
Me:            yes, but all he did with max was move furniture
Me:            MAX killed max
The Kirstin: i bet anakin though he was just saying hello too
The Kirstin: well, now sam is moving on to bigger and better things
The Kirstin: taking more direct action
The Kirstin: instead of emotionally manipulating/mind controlling people into suicide
The Kirstin: he was using THE VOICE
The Kirstin: you know he was
Me:            but he didn't kill three of the special children!
The Kirstin: that's what they want you to think
Me:            i think you are wrong
Me:            your jedi mind tricks do not work on me
The Kirstin: i am so wrong, i'm right
Me:            nuh uh
The Kirstin: search your feelings, dave
The Kirstin: you know it to be true!
Me:            that's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
Me:            !
Me:            !!!!!
The Kirstin: luke and sam are clearly related
Me:            this is true
Me:            maybe he is a descendent
The Kirstin: who is luke having descendents with?
Me:            what's her face
Me:            you read the books, not me
Me:            or maybe kurt read those
The Kirstin: anyway
The Kirstin: sam is anakin
Me:            no he's not
Me:            he has better hair than anakin
The Kirstin: not by much
Me:            his hair could beat up anakin's hair
Me:            therefore they cannot be related
Me:            what do you have to say to that, eh?
The Kirstin: sam's hair is what happens when anakin's hair is allowed to run wild
The Kirstin: it is anakin's hair in its natural state
Me:            nuh uh
Me:            anakin's hair's natural state is a mullet
Me:            whereas sam would never have a mullet
Me:            his hair grows out sideways from his head
The Kirstin: when did anakin have a mullet?
Me:            episode 3!
Me:            he had a mullet like whoa
The Kirstin: and sam's hair was perilously close to mullethood in the one with the clowns
The Kirstin: i don't even remember
The Kirstin: but it was obviously a fluke
Me:            nuh uh
Me:            in order to have a mullet, you have to have business in front, party in the back
Me:            sam's hair is a party all over
Me:            whereas anakin's hair kills baby jedi
The Kirstin: HAHAHAHAHAHA
The Kirstin: sam's hair IS a party all over
The Kirstin: you should put that in your lj
The Kirstin: so i can remember your brilliance
Me:            maybe i shall
Me:            i shall save this conversation for posterity
The Kirstin: i'm not sure that posterity will want it
Me:            somebody will
The Kirstin: that's very profound
Me:            i am quite profound
Me:            also, quite tired
The Kirstin: you are indeed
The Kirstin: good night, little davie, good night
Me:            good night, sweet kirstin
Me:            may flights of angels with flaming swords sing thee to thy rest
The Kirstin: and not set your bedsheets aflame, amen
Me:            amen

Comments

[shadydave.livejournal.com]

We come by it honestly. Our mom watched the original Star Trek.

Ah, AP Villa chem, inducing post-traumatic stress disorder since God knows when.

[liberalnun.livejournal.com]

I think Sam HIMSELF is pretty much a party all over. It is an angsty, emo goth party, but it is a party nonetheless.

[shadydave.livejournal.com]

I don't know about GOTH, but definitely an emo and angsty party.

AND WHAT A PARTAY IT IS.

[liberalnun.livejournal.com]

Oh, indeed.

[shadydave.livejournal.com]

...

...

I WANT TO GO TO THAT PARTY. RIGHT NOW.