Packing sucks
Jan. 28th, 2007 03:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadydaveWell, it is 3:15 in the morning and I am not packed. This seems to be a recurring theme in my life. However, there is something of a bonus here, as typically I would be leaving in several hours, and not tomorrow evening, so packing might actually get done in a timely fashion. Not right now, obviously. But I have clothes together and lists of stuff I'll need, if not the actual stuff, so once my laundry is done (midnight laundry loads being another Kramer family tradition) it might actually be not very hard to pack. At least until I realize I have too much stuff. Ah well.
Now, if only the internet would stop hating me and let me download SPooN. Why, internet, why? Why won't you let me be a proper internet pirate? All I need is one more episode and my collection is complete. If you don't have enough bandwidth at 3:20 AM, will you ever? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?????
The washing machine makes some truly frightening noises.
Possibly I should get some sleep. Of course, this means moving all my clothes off my bed. Sigh.
In conclusion: Troy was a hot movie, but it would have been greatly improved if Paris had died. Like, he could have fallen down the stairs or something. Or Menelaus could have risen from the dead (Agamemnon could have brought him back to life a la "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things") and snapped his neck or eaten his brains or something. Then he could bring Agamemnon back from the dead (because this movie has serious problems with people dying at the wrong time) and they could go back to/with their respective wives, and then Clymenestra could pin Agamemnon in his grave with a silver stake instead of trapping him in a fishnet. And then Orestes and Electra could have grown up to be zombie hunters. Meanwhile, they can make The Odyssey as a sequel to Troy (calling it Random Places in the Mediterranean, I guess) starring Sean Bean as Odysseus, which would be pretty much the most awesome thing ever. Aside from the Atreid zombie hunters, that is. I'm sure there's some way to work zombies into the Odyssey, too. Anyways, this is what happens when I write LJ entries in the wee hours of the morning.
Everyone should leave me their CSU/address, and I'll send you postcards and mythological Greek zombies and stuff! Hopefully, tomorrow/today I will post my address. I could do it now, but I don't feel like looking for all my info.
Clearly, I have decided that the best way to fight jet lag is to get as little sleep as possible. I'll let you know how this approach works.
Now, if only the internet would stop hating me and let me download SPooN. Why, internet, why? Why won't you let me be a proper internet pirate? All I need is one more episode and my collection is complete. If you don't have enough bandwidth at 3:20 AM, will you ever? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?????
The washing machine makes some truly frightening noises.
Possibly I should get some sleep. Of course, this means moving all my clothes off my bed. Sigh.
In conclusion: Troy was a hot movie, but it would have been greatly improved if Paris had died. Like, he could have fallen down the stairs or something. Or Menelaus could have risen from the dead (Agamemnon could have brought him back to life a la "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things") and snapped his neck or eaten his brains or something. Then he could bring Agamemnon back from the dead (because this movie has serious problems with people dying at the wrong time) and they could go back to/with their respective wives, and then Clymenestra could pin Agamemnon in his grave with a silver stake instead of trapping him in a fishnet. And then Orestes and Electra could have grown up to be zombie hunters. Meanwhile, they can make The Odyssey as a sequel to Troy (calling it Random Places in the Mediterranean, I guess) starring Sean Bean as Odysseus, which would be pretty much the most awesome thing ever. Aside from the Atreid zombie hunters, that is. I'm sure there's some way to work zombies into the Odyssey, too. Anyways, this is what happens when I write LJ entries in the wee hours of the morning.
Everyone should leave me their CSU/address, and I'll send you postcards and mythological Greek zombies and stuff! Hopefully, tomorrow/today I will post my address. I could do it now, but I don't feel like looking for all my info.
Clearly, I have decided that the best way to fight jet lag is to get as little sleep as possible. I'll let you know how this approach works.
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