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[shadydave]

Generate Your Own "VH1: Behind the Music Special" -- Why wait until you're bankrupt and alone? by MilesToGo13
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You rose to stardom...	in the battle houses of urban Detroit, where your stage name was MC Chocolate Pants, for reasons everyone remains extremely reluctant to talk about on camera.
Your first big break came in the form of...	a record company scout discovering that you actually had talent, causing a vague memory to tug at his mind. After having his interns do some research, he discovered that this "talent" thing had actually been a determining factor in who got signed back in the '60s and certain parts of the early '90s, prompting him to go ahead and sign you for the novelty factor.
Your career reached an all-time high after...	you killed both Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell in a ritualistic knife fight on live television, causing your record sales to jump 800% overnight.
Your recreational activity of choice on tour was..	emptying your bus's sewage tank while going over bridges, then quickly unrolling the banners along your vehicle's sides which read "We are most definitely the Dave Matthews Band."
But then, tragedy struck, when...	while performing for the Super Bowl halftime show, another "wardrobe malfunction" from a performer on a nearby stage causes the Patriot Police to storm the stadium, killing your drummer, bassist, and chief roadie in the ensuing bloody firefight to protect our children from nipples.
You were crushed, filling your days with...	crochet lessons and learning how to bake cookies, now that your hardcore image didn't mean jack anymore.
But then, your savior came along in the form of...	spelly
These days, you spend most of your time...	hopping from reality television show to reality television show and praying someone will recognize your desperate cry for help before you reach The Real Gilligan's Island.
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oh yeah. i'm so hardcore, it's scary.

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[spelly.livejournal.com]

dude, i am totally your saviour. go me.

[shadydave.livejournal.com]

yes, the british-spelling savior of mc chocolate pants. you must be so proud :}P*