Paper of DOOM! Part 1

1:20 AM. Only half my paper is done. Alas.

Katie and Sabia are having a Queen partay in the other room. Maybe Katie left iTunes in the car for over a fortnight.

Paper of DOOM! Part 2

4:05 AM

Paper Topic: Discuss the way in Julius Caesar language is used as a manipulative tool.

Really tempted to write "Mark Antony is a manipulative tool", because he is. However, this is not exactly helpful.

London, 1601. A Conversation with Shakespeare

PLAYER 1:             Hey, Will, I've been looking over this "to be or not to be" stuff, and I think we have a problem.
SHAKESPEARE:   Really? What?
PLAYER 1:             Well, you know lines 78-80?
SHAKESPEARE:   You mean where I call death "the undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveller returns"? What's wrong with that?
PLAYER 1:             You do realize we have a ghost in this play, right?
SHAKESPEARE:   ...
PLAYER 1:             ...
SHAKESPEARE:   DAMMIT.
PLAYER 1:             ...
SHAKESPEARE:   ...
PLAYER 1:             ...
SHAKESPEARE:   Look, let's just keep it in. Maybe no one will notice.