shadydave | London, 1601. A Conversation with Shakespeare (Reply)

PLAYER 1:             Hey, Will, I've been looking over this "to be or not to be" stuff, and I think we have a problem.
SHAKESPEARE:   Really? What?
PLAYER 1:             Well, you know lines 78-80?
SHAKESPEARE:   You mean where I call death "the undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveller returns"? What's wrong with that?
PLAYER 1:             You do realize we have a ghost in this play, right?
SHAKESPEARE:   ...
PLAYER 1:             ...
SHAKESPEARE:   DAMMIT.
PLAYER 1:             ...
SHAKESPEARE:   ...
PLAYER 1:             ...
SHAKESPEARE:   Look, let's just keep it in. Maybe no one will notice.