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Mar. 6th, 2005 04:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadydavepointless update. lemony snicket is the awesome:
"As hundreds of fierce and angry citizens approached, it felt more like the rolling of an enormous root vegetable. It felt like a root vegetable that could crush all the reptiles in Uncle Monty's collection in five seconds flat, or one that could soak up every drop of Lake Lachrymose in an instant. The approaching crowd felt like a root vegetable that made every tree in the Finite Forest look like a tiny twig, made the huge lasagna served at Prufrock Prepatory School look like a light snack, and made the skyscraper of 667 Dark Avenue look like a dollhouse made for midget children to play with, a root vegetable so tremendous in size that it would win every first-place ribbon in every starchy farm crop competition in every state and county fair in the entire world from now until the end of time."
"As hundreds of fierce and angry citizens approached, it felt more like the rolling of an enormous root vegetable. It felt like a root vegetable that could crush all the reptiles in Uncle Monty's collection in five seconds flat, or one that could soak up every drop of Lake Lachrymose in an instant. The approaching crowd felt like a root vegetable that made every tree in the Finite Forest look like a tiny twig, made the huge lasagna served at Prufrock Prepatory School look like a light snack, and made the skyscraper of 667 Dark Avenue look like a dollhouse made for midget children to play with, a root vegetable so tremendous in size that it would win every first-place ribbon in every starchy farm crop competition in every state and county fair in the entire world from now until the end of time."
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Date: 2005-03-06 10:18 pm (UTC)Lemony Snicket really is teh awesome.