That's what your momma said last night

[shadydave]

Posted at the request of Katherine:

Meera: Argh, I have a pent-up that's-what-she-said moment
We were talking about the stimulus package, and Marc was like, "I don't think it matters how big it is, I think it matters what the operational details are..."
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

me: hahahhahahahaha
i'm sorry you were delayed release
it must be hard, holding back like that

Meera: Yeah, I thought ejaculating in such a manner in the middle of my office might be rude.
I almost had to pull out of the conversation altogether.

me: well, i'm glad that you were able to do it in the end

Meera: True
I'm glad I can always count on you to satisfy me

me: i do have a way with words
i have often been called a cunning linguist

Meera: I find that oral intercourse with you often gives me pleasure.

me: likewise
although i must say that it is even better with your mother

Meera: Shut up, my mother has cancer.

me: she certainly has a skilled tongue

Meera: AND CANCER.

me: Does your mom actually have cancer?

Meera: No ;p

me: well, thank you for making light of the disease that is slowly killing off my extended family one by one
HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL

Meera: ...your mom is so cruel IN BED.

me: i did not know you were into that
kinky, meera
very kinky

Meera: It always feels so natural with your mom, however.

me: i suppose it's possible
i didn't think i would enjoy two moms one cup, but your mom is just so compelling!
dude, the radio is telling me i can adjust the firmness for my comfort level
i did not know that was an option

Meera: BAHAHAHAHA
(...with your mom, it is an option)

me: ah, i see
your mom doesn't really go in for comfort, so i was confused