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Jan. 8th, 2005 01:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadydavewatching sharpe's gold. and i said i'd never be able to describe a movie as pirates of the caribbean meets aguirre: the wrath of god.
1. Your real name: Jennifer Anne Catharine
2. What friends call you: Dave, Jen
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: ::cries::
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: i actually like my name. liked kira, but then kirstin appropriated it.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: mildred, eugene
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: jortz (i think that's how i spelled it. i had one once)
b. goose: daniel
c. pirate: westley
d. a hot girl: that's pervy, really
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: "a girl named Dave"
What would you name a ship you built?: U.S.S. Defenestration.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: sketch as sketch can. i think it's clever.
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: yes, and it sucks
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: unfortunately
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: yes, but not somewhere embarassing
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: not at the same time
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: not that i recall
16. Nearly drowned?: no, although i was almost lost at sea in a kayak with marge
17. Passed out?: nope.
18. Had a crush on somebody: no, i've never had a crush on anyone ever ::eyeroll::
19. Been stuck in the rain?: YES!! Margie and Dave and i scandalized sproat by having that convo with the people about makingout during the rainstorm in hershey park!<-- ditto, but with mal. and we drove dan out into the rain, heheheh.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: i seem to recall being savaged by a chicken at my grandparents' house ::shrug::
21. Caught people having sex?: no. thank God <-- agree with mal
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: one of the few things i haven't slipped on.
25. Made a wish that came true?: i always forget my wishes
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...I was Jessica Simpson's backup dancer...i totally had a dream like that! we had to wear green sparkly spandex
27. I'm only racist towards...spanish conquistadors
28. I don't even know why I'm... filling out a ridiculously long survey
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...wouldn't YOU like to know?
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...pump gas in the pouring rain.
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... strawberry creme frappucino, before i went back to school
32. It's hot. I should take off my...sweater
33. It's always more fun if you...are with your friends <--q.e.d.
34. You can't eat steak without...a1
35. You better shut up before I... use really big words at you
36. I really like you and everything but...you're a complete psycho
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: pick my jaw up the ground, and maybe give him a kick
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: ask them what are they smoking? it's a MINIVAN
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: tell them i don't want to tap dance
40. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: die...plain and simple.<--basically, yeah
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: kick them. hard.
42. You had three wishes?: to have made a good and lasting impression on the world, to never know financial difficulty...and as an added wish...a man to share my life with would be cool. <--shamelessly gacked from mallo
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: gay marriage should be made legal, and general stupidity should be outlawed.<-- ditto
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: ask her why the hell she's in pennsylvania, and go get my dad. i have no idea how to work those things.
45. You had a time machine?: go forward in time. you can't mess things up in the present, plus you'd probably be able to find someone to fix your time machine if something went wrong.
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: aids
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: flying, of course
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams and show them to others. always good for a laugh.
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny would be nice for a change
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in the forest
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: hmmm...depends
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Feb. 29. you'd get more presents.
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Sewer, because i can hang with the teenage mutant ninja turtles <-- once again, i agree with mal
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institution. i can chill with the undercover grad students.
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide. the snow boarding has gone rather awry.
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: a quidditch-playing elf ninja jedi pirate!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: dutch
60. Driver: putt putt
61. Yoga: Yoda
62. Bakery: bread
63. Roach: hotel
64. Mushroom: angry
65. Sprung: trigger
66. Exotic: far-off places
67. Pythagorean: theorem, because i'm cool
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: i can't define it without using the word.
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: i have to pick one?
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: anyone who makes me say "curses! foiled again!"
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: mallory
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the king. you don't have to do a lot, but everyone protects you
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: kirstin, kurtis, and kristen
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: given me their jacket when i was cold
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": i personally am some sort of surrealist comedy
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": um, no?
77. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": ::snigger::
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": there's lots wrong, but sometimes there are worse things
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": hah. especially ones involving your pesky liver.
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon." because trepanning is so effective
81. "Music is stupid.": YOU are stupid
82. "Your car sucks.": what can i say? it's a loser cruiser
why does it only go up to 82? weirdness.
1. Your real name: Jennifer Anne Catharine
2. What friends call you: Dave, Jen
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: ::cries::
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: i actually like my name. liked kira, but then kirstin appropriated it.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: mildred, eugene
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: jortz (i think that's how i spelled it. i had one once)
b. goose: daniel
c. pirate: westley
d. a hot girl: that's pervy, really
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: "a girl named Dave"
What would you name a ship you built?: U.S.S. Defenestration.
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: sketch as sketch can. i think it's clever.
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: yes, and it sucks
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: unfortunately
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: yes, but not somewhere embarassing
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: not at the same time
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: not that i recall
16. Nearly drowned?: no, although i was almost lost at sea in a kayak with marge
17. Passed out?: nope.
18. Had a crush on somebody: no, i've never had a crush on anyone ever ::eyeroll::
19. Been stuck in the rain?: YES!! Margie and Dave and i scandalized sproat by having that convo with the people about makingout during the rainstorm in hershey park!<-- ditto, but with mal. and we drove dan out into the rain, heheheh.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: i seem to recall being savaged by a chicken at my grandparents' house ::shrug::
21. Caught people having sex?: no. thank God <-- agree with mal
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no.
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: one of the few things i haven't slipped on.
25. Made a wish that came true?: i always forget my wishes
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream...I was Jessica Simpson's backup dancer...i totally had a dream like that! we had to wear green sparkly spandex
27. I'm only racist towards...spanish conquistadors
28. I don't even know why I'm... filling out a ridiculously long survey
29. I'd give anything to have sex with...wouldn't YOU like to know?
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...pump gas in the pouring rain.
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy... strawberry creme frappucino, before i went back to school
32. It's hot. I should take off my...sweater
33. It's always more fun if you...are with your friends <--q.e.d.
34. You can't eat steak without...a1
35. You better shut up before I... use really big words at you
36. I really like you and everything but...you're a complete psycho
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: pick my jaw up the ground, and maybe give him a kick
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: ask them what are they smoking? it's a MINIVAN
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: tell them i don't want to tap dance
40. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: die...plain and simple.<--basically, yeah
41. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: kick them. hard.
42. You had three wishes?: to have made a good and lasting impression on the world, to never know financial difficulty...and as an added wish...a man to share my life with would be cool. <--shamelessly gacked from mallo
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: gay marriage should be made legal, and general stupidity should be outlawed.<-- ditto
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: ask her why the hell she's in pennsylvania, and go get my dad. i have no idea how to work those things.
45. You had a time machine?: go forward in time. you can't mess things up in the present, plus you'd probably be able to find someone to fix your time machine if something went wrong.
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: aids
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: flying, of course
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record my dreams and show them to others. always good for a laugh.
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny would be nice for a change
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in the forest
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: hmmm...depends
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Feb. 29. you'd get more presents.
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Sewer, because i can hang with the teenage mutant ninja turtles <-- once again, i agree with mal
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institution. i can chill with the undercover grad students.
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide. the snow boarding has gone rather awry.
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: a quidditch-playing elf ninja jedi pirate!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: dutch
60. Driver: putt putt
61. Yoga: Yoda
62. Bakery: bread
63. Roach: hotel
64. Mushroom: angry
65. Sprung: trigger
66. Exotic: far-off places
67. Pythagorean: theorem, because i'm cool
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: i can't define it without using the word.
69. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: i have to pick one?
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: anyone who makes me say "curses! foiled again!"
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: mallory
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: the king. you don't have to do a lot, but everyone protects you
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: kirstin, kurtis, and kristen
74. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: given me their jacket when i was cold
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": i personally am some sort of surrealist comedy
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": um, no?
77. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": ::snigger::
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": there's lots wrong, but sometimes there are worse things
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": hah. especially ones involving your pesky liver.
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon." because trepanning is so effective
81. "Music is stupid.": YOU are stupid
82. "Your car sucks.": what can i say? it's a loser cruiser
why does it only go up to 82? weirdness.