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May. 15th, 2006 08:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadydaveToday I returned to the workforce. I spent the entire day alphabetizing a box of papers for one of the counselors. I fell asleep. And I'm still not done, so THE FUN WILL CONTINUE.
Also, last night I had a dream that ended up with me playing soccer with Helo. So naturally, during all the alphabetization excitement I figured out what position everyone would play:
Head Coach: Adama. Duh.
Asst. Coach: Tigh. Equally good at yelling at players and also the referees. Then he would get carded for being drunk.
Soccer Mom: Roslin. I'm sure she'd be excellent at cutting orange quarters and giving everyone a ride in a huge-ass sports futility vehicle.
Strikers:
Starbuck -- the top scorer
Kat -- almost as good as Starbuck
Six -- routinely slide-tackles the opposing goalie
Baltar -- he would totally want to score lots of goals and he won't play anywhere else, but he's secretly afraid of the ball
Halfbacks:
Helo (Stopper) -- Starbuck's backup and the first line of defense
Dee -- wants a piece of all the action
Hot Dog -- just kind of omnipresent and good at what he does
Fullbacks:
Apollo (Sweeper) -- in charge of the defense
Chief -- runs around covering the weaknesses
Gaeta -- probably analyzes the opposing team's attack patterns
Goalie:
Sharon -- bossy, slightly paranoid, and doesn't wear a uniform
Also, last night I had a dream that ended up with me playing soccer with Helo. So naturally, during all the alphabetization excitement I figured out what position everyone would play:
Head Coach: Adama. Duh.
Asst. Coach: Tigh. Equally good at yelling at players and also the referees. Then he would get carded for being drunk.
Soccer Mom: Roslin. I'm sure she'd be excellent at cutting orange quarters and giving everyone a ride in a huge-ass sports futility vehicle.
Strikers:
Starbuck -- the top scorer
Kat -- almost as good as Starbuck
Six -- routinely slide-tackles the opposing goalie
Baltar -- he would totally want to score lots of goals and he won't play anywhere else, but he's secretly afraid of the ball
Halfbacks:
Helo (Stopper) -- Starbuck's backup and the first line of defense
Dee -- wants a piece of all the action
Hot Dog -- just kind of omnipresent and good at what he does
Fullbacks:
Apollo (Sweeper) -- in charge of the defense
Chief -- runs around covering the weaknesses
Gaeta -- probably analyzes the opposing team's attack patterns
Goalie:
Sharon -- bossy, slightly paranoid, and doesn't wear a uniform