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[shadydave]

sometimes, too much education can make you very strange.


me: meanie
meera: Pbbth.
me: :}P*
meera: That is either an enormous nose or an enormous mustache.
me: mustache
me: and evil mustache in fact
meera: Since when did you grow a mustache, Jen?
me: i didnt
me: my impertinent smiley face did
meera: As a representation of yourself, I think that points to serious gender issues. :p.
me: who said it is a representation of myself?
me: eh?
me: eh?
meera: The...the...ME.
me: fie upon your me
meera: Fie upon your MOM'S me.
me: you talkin' about my momma???
meera: IM TAHKIN BAUT UR MOMMA BICH!!!@341~
me: wanna take this outside, punk?
me: eh? eh?
meera: ILL TAEK DIS OUTSEID, HO!!!@342~
me: O NO U DIDN'T!!!!1!!ONE!
meera: U WANNA PROOV DAT, SLUTT??!@##$oneonetwo
me: O I DOTN HAVE 2 U PROSTT PSORTITE HO!!!ONE!#%$^
meera: I CANT UDERSTADN U PORSTITUDE!!!234~
me: THATS CUZ UR SO DUM BICH!!!!1#@%!?!
meera: NO ITZ CUZ UR MOM IZ SO DUM WUMMIN OFF TEH NITE!!!@#~
me: OMGWTFDBQ!!!!!!$$ONE! STOP TALKIN BOUT MY MOMMA YOU STRETWL;KER!!1!11!3.14159265!
meera: LOL U SOTP CALIN ME A H0 U SULTT!!!!!!!@#~
me: YEAH WELL STOP SAYIN MEEN SUTFF BOUT MY MOMMA!!§¶•∞ºª•¶¢ÎÔÓÓÏÒıÂÓ√Ô˚©ÎÏÎ≈ÎÒÆÎÒ¨ÓÂ√Ï!
meera: YEA WEL SOTP SAYIN MEEN STHUF BAUT MEEEE!!!!!!#@$#@$~a;iaguhliugaoneonetwoaksjf
me: OMG U SRTATED IT!!14SCOREAND7YEARSAGO!
meera: OMG UU SRATED ITT A LONG LNONG TEIM AGO 1NN A PALCS FAR AWAE!!!@##$%~
meera: ON A DAE OFF INFAMEY!!!!
me: NU UH YOU TOTALLY AHD A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE ON MY MOMMA!!!2BORNOT2BTHATISTEH?!
meera: U DORRPPPED TEH ATOMICK BOMM ON MY SULTTINESS!!!!@#~ ROMEYO ROMEYO WERE ART THAU ROMEYO!!!!!!@#~
me: NUH UH UR TROOPS INVADED POLND 1ST YOU NAIZ!!!LISTEN MY CHILDRENANDUSHALLHEAROFTHEMIDNIGHTRIDEOFPAULREVERE!!1
meera: TEH DAWEZ PLANN DIDNT WORK U LYRE!!!@#~ IHAVEADREEMDAT1DAYMYCHILDERNSHALBJUGDNTOBYTEHCULOROFFDERSKINNBUTBYTEHCONTANTOFFDERKARAKTUR!!!!!!!!@#~1123oneonetwo
meera: NOW GET IN DER KUCHE!!!234~
me: TAHTS BCUZ U SANK TEH LUSITANIA U COMMIE!1?!! GET IN UR OWN KUCHE!!1IFIHADAHAMMERIDRINGITINTEHMORNING!π∏!
meera: PASS AUF UR KINDER!!!!@#~ FLYINTHEBUTTERMILKSHOOSHOOSHOO!!!!3243~
me: DAS BOOT!&*%!JIMMYCRACKSCORNNNO1CARES!!ONETP!
meera: TEHBERLINWALL!!!!@#4~SKIPSKIPSKIPTOMAHLOO!!!!!!234~
me: EINE KLEINE NACHTMUSIK!!TURKEYINTHESTRAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!1451!
meera: JOSEPHLIEBERJOSEPHMEIN!!!!!!@31~ ICANTGETNOSATISFACTION!!!!!23~
me: TOCCATA N FUGE IN D MINOR!!!!32!!!BANGBANGMAXWELL;SSILVERHAMMER!!@$
meera: THE WELL-TEMPERED KLAVIER!@!@~
meera: JOYTOTHEWORLDTHELORDISCOME!!@#!$`
me: HUNGARIAN RHAPSOD #2!!!!1!TEH1STNOL!!
meera: TRISTANANDISOLDE!!!!!!2313~WASSAILWASSAILALLOVERTEHTOWN!!!!@#!#~
me: BERCEUSE FORM JOCELYN!!24!APPLETREEWASSAIL!#$
meera: JESUMEINEFREUDE!!!!!!!!@#!#~WITHOURWASSAILBOWLWELLDRINKUNTOTHEE!!!!~
me: JESUJOYOFMAN'SDESIRING!!∏!∏!THEREWASANOLFARMERNHEHADANOLDCOW!!!∏
meera: Ah! Vous dirai-je, Maman!!!!!!@#~ EEEIEEIO!!!!!!!@31~
me: UMBRA MAI FU FROM SERSE!!!1CLAPCLAPNGOANDBINGOWASHISNAMEO!2
meera: ALLWELIKESHEEP!!!!!231~CLEENUPCLEENUPEVERYBODYCLEENUP!!!!!!231~
me: ABERFORTHS GOAT!!!2!ILUVUULUVMEWEREAHAPPYFAMILY!23
meera: BEHOLD TEH LAMB OFF GOD!!!!!23!DISOLDMANHEPLAYED1!!!!@#~
me: ALLEGROMAESTOSO!!!!!5LITTLEDUCKSWENTOUT2PLAY!∏
meera: FRANZOESISCHESUITEN!!!!!23!~5LITTLEMONKEESJUMPINGONTEHBED!!!!231~
me: FÜRELISE!!!21!PATTYCAKEPATTYCAKE!12341!
meera: NOOOOO!!! NOT FUR ELISE!!!!231~ AM DEFEETED.