hallelujah! it's hatin' time!
Sep. 26th, 2005 11:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadydaveapparently, our campus was infested by insane anti-abortion activists today, who went around yelling "REPENT! THE END IS NEAR!" and spreading the hate to all homosexuals, atheists, pro-choicers, innocent passersby, etc. to which I only have one thing to say:
way to go.
clearly, a college campus is the most relevant spot to protest pro-life issues. i mean, all the abortion clinics and gay bars and contraceptive dealers just make this place a regular gomorrah, don't they? i've often walked to class and thought, "gee, i wish there were some people here shouting really loudly about this den of iniquity." because as we know, college students are incredibly impressionable and never question the morality imposed on us by a completely depraved society, those heathen bastards, and are all marching jollily down the path of destruction, singing heavy metal songs as we go, so it's pretty fortunate you didn't actually try to make us think about the issues or anything, because i don't know if it could have penetrated our alcohol-steeped and sin-dulled brains. and you know what? yelling at people and telling them they are going to hell is really the best way to win converts. i mean, think of all the people jesus converted because he screamed at them and inspired others to hate and fear! so it's really a good thing that you showed up today in an impressive display of simple-minded, short-sighted, bigoted spew, because otherwise, i think the pro-lifers would have tried to impress people with our devotion to all sorts of life, even the ones that do things we don't approve of, and our desire to calmly and rationally present our views! silly us! of course, it's a shame that i'll be going to hell, since i'm not a born-again christian, but i guess i always knew that accursed popery would get me into trouble. but anyway, thank you, life and liberty ministries, for giving the the pro-life movement such a good reputation and for making our job that much easier. good job, guys. i bet jesus would be proud of you.
way to go.
clearly, a college campus is the most relevant spot to protest pro-life issues. i mean, all the abortion clinics and gay bars and contraceptive dealers just make this place a regular gomorrah, don't they? i've often walked to class and thought, "gee, i wish there were some people here shouting really loudly about this den of iniquity." because as we know, college students are incredibly impressionable and never question the morality imposed on us by a completely depraved society, those heathen bastards, and are all marching jollily down the path of destruction, singing heavy metal songs as we go, so it's pretty fortunate you didn't actually try to make us think about the issues or anything, because i don't know if it could have penetrated our alcohol-steeped and sin-dulled brains. and you know what? yelling at people and telling them they are going to hell is really the best way to win converts. i mean, think of all the people jesus converted because he screamed at them and inspired others to hate and fear! so it's really a good thing that you showed up today in an impressive display of simple-minded, short-sighted, bigoted spew, because otherwise, i think the pro-lifers would have tried to impress people with our devotion to all sorts of life, even the ones that do things we don't approve of, and our desire to calmly and rationally present our views! silly us! of course, it's a shame that i'll be going to hell, since i'm not a born-again christian, but i guess i always knew that accursed popery would get me into trouble. but anyway, thank you, life and liberty ministries, for giving the the pro-life movement such a good reputation and for making our job that much easier. good job, guys. i bet jesus would be proud of you.