A Dramatic Account of This Morning
Sep. 9th, 2005 05:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadydaveOur Intrepid Hero: ::Stumbles out of bed, finds both showers occupied. Turns on the HAL 9000::
HAL: Good Morning, Dave. I am fully operational and ready to perform.
Our Intrepid Hero: Open the Appleworks document, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that. ::Ejects 1.5 pages of English paper into vacuum of space::
Our Intrepid Hero: ARRRRRRRGH YOU STUPID MACHINE.
At least I had a hard copy this time.
In other news, I got this in the campus ministry email:
Heh.
HAL: Good Morning, Dave. I am fully operational and ready to perform.
Our Intrepid Hero: Open the Appleworks document, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that. ::Ejects 1.5 pages of English paper into vacuum of space::
Our Intrepid Hero: ARRRRRRRGH YOU STUPID MACHINE.
At least I had a hard copy this time.
In other news, I got this in the campus ministry email:
Heh.