So, at last we meet for the first time... for the last time.

In more slightly bizarre Torchwood casting news, Bill Pullman will be playing 'Oswald Jones, a clever convicted murderer “boiling with lust and rage,” who becomes a celebrity after escaping a prison sentence on a technicality' (AV Club).

I foresee that storyline proceeding with Torchwood's usual grace and tact (preemptive ::facepalm::), but hey, Bill Pullman!

Commence Schwartz jokes... now.

Dear PennDOT

Suck it.

Put your helmets on, we'll be reaching speeds of 3

GODDAMMIT

THREE GODDAMN HOURS

Dear PennDOT:

DIAF.

AT LEAST THE FIRE COULD HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THE FUCKING HALF-INCH OF SNOW ON THE ROAD.

UNLIKE YOU.