Twilight-style P&P

But what's even worse is the back cover:
1) AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH
2) WAY TO MISS THE END QUOTE
3) AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH
I believe that whooshing sound you hear is Jane Austen spinning in her grave.

But what's even worse is the back cover:
"Darcy had never been so bewitched by any woman as he was by her.
With all the forces in the world conspiring to keep Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet apart, how will fate manage to bring them together? It certainly won't be easy if they're fighting it every step of the way. But theirs is a love that was meant to be, despite all the odds against them.
1) AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH
2) WAY TO MISS THE END QUOTE
3) AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH
I believe that whooshing sound you hear is Jane Austen spinning in her grave.