sometimes a bid order is just a bid order

Here's a fun game: what do YOU think I got to type specs for?

- Fiber Reinforced Composite handle eliminates vibration and hand sting

- Newest hybrid technology to deliver maximum performance

- Cushioned synthetic leather grip offers exceptional feel and durability

- Ensures unyielding durability and performance

- Extra-long barrel construction provides the ultimate power source for serious ball players

- Stacked barrel maximizes sweet spot with the strongest and thinnest walls of the tightest composite weave

- Exterior re-enforced frame increases perimeter strength and stiffness

- Slapper preferred-maximum control and barrel length

- Specifically formulated to maximize sweet spot contact area

- Patented Extended Flex design lengthens sweet spot creating the largest hitting area in the game

In conclusion: 'Stiff handle delivers more barrel flex, resulting in better trampoline effect which produces greater performance. This stiff handle alloy also gives more consistent feedback, allowing you to "feel the hit".'

( Professor Freud says... )

Yeah, so I actually had to submit those for purchasing. Kinky.