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Torchwood: EPIC FAIL - Index
Jul. 12th, 2008 04:45 pmLook, a table of contents!
Torchwood: The EPIC FAIL Project
( Series 1 )
( EPIC FAIL Road Trip: Doctor Who )
Torchwood: The EPIC FAIL Project
( Series 1 )
( EPIC FAIL Road Trip: Doctor Who )
Jul. 12th, 2008
Torchwood: EPIC FAIL - Episode 1x1
Jul. 12th, 2008 05:48 pmCURSE YOU INTERNETS, I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS. Ahem.
Anyways, it has become apparent to me that several of you quite enjoy Doctor Who, which is of course right and proper. However, this may lead to the urge to watch Torchwood, the spin-off starring everyone's favorite bisexual adventurer of space and time, Captain Jack Harkness. However, there is one small problem with this: Torchwood, Series One, isn't actually very good. It certainly has its moments, but since they tend to occur in the midst of things like "logic" and "good writing" wandering off to other TV shows where they are more appreciated, this can be very frustrating. Basically, Torchwood has a wee problem in that it consistently fails on some level at least once an episode.
However, I have discovered an interesting phenomenon, which is that Torchwood sounds 100% more awesome when someone tells you about it, versus actually watching it yourself. Thus, in the interest of taking one for the team, I present Torchwood, Series One: The EPIC FAIL Project. Now you can enjoy Torchwood in all of its cracked out glory without actually being exposed to its failure at television, all in the comfort of your own home! Handily included are the Fail Scale (which calculates each episode's score by subtracting instances of FAIL from moments of WIN), Death By Torchwood (which records Torchwood's unfortunate tendency to cause the death of countless thousands merely by existing), and a link to the Captain's blog, BBC America's recap of each episode, which is notable for usually being more awesome than the actual episode.
So, in case you wanted to stay up-to-date on Doctor Who or watch Torchwood, Series Two (which is much more awesome), click away!
Torchwood, Series One: The EPIC FAIL Project
( Episode 1: RTD's worst pilot ever? Or RTD's WORST PILOT EVER? )
The Torchwood: EPIC FAIL Project Table o' Contents!
Anyways, it has become apparent to me that several of you quite enjoy Doctor Who, which is of course right and proper. However, this may lead to the urge to watch Torchwood, the spin-off starring everyone's favorite bisexual adventurer of space and time, Captain Jack Harkness. However, there is one small problem with this: Torchwood, Series One, isn't actually very good. It certainly has its moments, but since they tend to occur in the midst of things like "logic" and "good writing" wandering off to other TV shows where they are more appreciated, this can be very frustrating. Basically, Torchwood has a wee problem in that it consistently fails on some level at least once an episode.
However, I have discovered an interesting phenomenon, which is that Torchwood sounds 100% more awesome when someone tells you about it, versus actually watching it yourself. Thus, in the interest of taking one for the team, I present Torchwood, Series One: The EPIC FAIL Project. Now you can enjoy Torchwood in all of its cracked out glory without actually being exposed to its failure at television, all in the comfort of your own home! Handily included are the Fail Scale (which calculates each episode's score by subtracting instances of FAIL from moments of WIN), Death By Torchwood (which records Torchwood's unfortunate tendency to cause the death of countless thousands merely by existing), and a link to the Captain's blog, BBC America's recap of each episode, which is notable for usually being more awesome than the actual episode.
So, in case you wanted to stay up-to-date on Doctor Who or watch Torchwood, Series Two (which is much more awesome), click away!
Torchwood, Series One: The EPIC FAIL Project
( Episode 1: RTD's worst pilot ever? Or RTD's WORST PILOT EVER? )
The Torchwood: EPIC FAIL Project Table o' Contents!