The Return of the Son of the Bride of the Meme 2: Electric Boogaloo

Ok, these were so bizarre I had to share:

Google "[your name] looks like". Post!

( I'm picking up a distressing theme here )

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com/.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top ten results

( ...the hell? )

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew LiveJournal Username Fifteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!Ew... How unsanitary.*dances a jig on a dead man's chest* Cutlass or pistol? CutlassPistolTorpedoHeat vision What is the name of your pirate ship? Where is your secret pirate base? Jolly Pirate IslandTreasure IslandPleasure IslandIsland of DoomGilligan's IslandWindfall Island What kind of loot do you prefer? Pieces of eight!Bling!Babes!Booze!Crowns and scepters!Target giftcards! What do you and your crew prefer to be called? Freebooters!Swashbucklers!Corsairs!Seadogs!Desperados!Pirates, of course! Parrot or monkey? ParrotMonkeyUnicornKittenT-Rex Argh! Ahoy, matey!Avast!Shiver me timbers!I'll see you to Davy Jones!Argh! Ack! Gah! *thud* Your capable first mate sailwraith Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold arku The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past elruin Is always the first one into the fray monnadhrionag Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship liberalnun Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog spelly Is currently in Davy Jones's locker libraflyter The amount of money you make as a pirate $11,761 This Fun Quiz created by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

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This is almost frighteningly appropriate. Heh.