Urrgh.

So, just when I get my act together to be all productive and stuff, I am CONSTANTLY THWARTED at EVERY TURN. Like, I actually decided to research my oral presentation on the Cult of the Severed Head (isn't being an English major fun?) only to find the library has like, negative information on it. Then I'm all "Dammit, I am going to send in my forms for ASE ASAP if it kills me!", except NO ONE ANYWHERE knows my blood type, so I can't complete the medical information page, and now ASE is emailing me all like "WOE WE NEED YOUR FORMS" and I'm like "I'M SORRY IT'S NOT MY FAULT FOR ONCE". And NOW, when I'm finally all "Ok, let's get this Monroe Scholar's Project Proposal written, bitch!" my professor gets the flu and probably won't be in her office until after Thanksgiving, which means I'll have to get her signature the MORNING MY PROPOSAL IS DUE.

::headdesk::

Obviously the Universe wants me to be a giant procrastinator.