kitmarlowe1590: HAHA U SUCKZORZ

2 b or not 2 b: taht is teh ?
whether tis nobler in teh mind to suffer
teh slings and arrows of outrageus 4tune
or 2 take arms against a c of troubles
and by opposing end them? 2 die: 2 sleep;
no mor; and by a sleep 2 say we end
teh <3acke and teh 1000 natrul shocks
taht flesh is hair 2, tis a consummamation
devoutly 2 b wished. 2 die, 2 sleep;
2 sleep, perchance 2 DREEEEEEEAMMMMM?!?!?! I THERES TEH RUB
4 IN TAHT SLEEP OF DEATH!!!!! WHAT DREAMS MAY COME
WHEN WE HAVE SHUFFLED OF THIS MORTAL COIL
MUSTE GIVE US PAWS: theres teh repstect
taht makes calamity of so long life;
4 who would bare teh whips and scorns of time,
teh oppressors wrong, teh proud mans comtumedely,
teh pangs of despised love, teh laws dlay,
teh insolence of office and teh spurns
taht patent merit of teh unworthy takes,
when he himslef mite his quietus make
wit a bear bodkin??????? who wud fardles bare,
2 grunt and sewat under a weary life,
but taht teh dread of somethin after death
teh undiscovered country from whos born
no traveler returns, puzzels teh will
and makes us rather bare thos ills we have
than 2 fly to others we kno not of???????
thus conscious makes cowards of us all;
and tuhs teh natvie hu of resolaution
is sicklyed over with teh pail cast of thought,
and enterprises of gr8 ptith and moment
with this regard theyre currants turn awry,
and loose teh name of action.

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