Arrrrrrrrrrrrr

Mrs. Pritchard sent this to me. Heh.

My pirate name is:

Iron Jenny Bonney

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Tazo: The Reincarnation of Tea

"In many cultures, sipping perfectly sweetened tea with milk is a soothing daily ritual. New information deciphered from the Tazo Stone, the origin of all Tazo formulas, describes several beverages combining tea with milk. Tazo has recreated these enchanting teas, which have been lost to mankind for centuries and are once again available to delight the senses."

Food packaging is so much better when it's ridiculously dramatic.

Also, it's kind of embarassing that the people of the Himalayas lost ALL their chai recipes for centuries. How embarassing!