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Reading Wuthering Heights again. Hurrah for being miserable. Also going to see Mirrormask tomorrow night! Yay!

That's all the actual content I have. So here's the real reason for my update:

HAMLET: I got this feeling I'm going to cop it, Horatio, and you know, I couldn't give a flying fuck.

and...

Quote o' the Day
from the box of a free razor I got at the bookstore:

WE ONLY MADE IT PINK TO KEEP HIS HANDS OFF IT

OPEN HERE AND TAKE HER OUT FOR A SPIN

THE ONLY THING BETWEEN YOU AND A HIGH PERFORMANCE SHAVE IS THIS BOX

4 BLADES FOR A CLOSE SMOOTH SHAVE; SLEEK METAL HANDLE FOR PRECISE CONTROL; A BLACK CARDBOARD BOX TO GET IT ALL TO YOU FOR FREE

CONTAINS: ONE RAZOR. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN

BE AFRAID LEG HAIR. BE VERY AFRAID.