Dave is a bit slow, and that's okay

that thing, you know? where you google "[your name] is". apparently, a lot of people named dave are as random as i am.

( Dave is completely safe and will never contact you by email  )

and one for my real name:
Jennifer is not a criminal

bonus searches!
Marge is a pretty sharp sheep
Mallory is exiled to the isolated clinic in the frozen wilds of Wyoming as a last chance for redemption
Danielle is a Badass
Gen is er fyrst og fremst kennsluvefur í erfðafræði fyrir alla
Sproat is wholly unfit for anything but verbose, voluminous, tiresome correspondence
Feeney is emblematic of this rhetorical arms race
meera is the best! yay! cygnet power!
Katherine is going to kick some serious schneider
Natasha is my best friend and probably the most beautiful ferret in the whole world!
Elizabeth is as indulgent and cathartic as a pint of Häagen-Dazs
Kirstin is eating of tofu recently, and Beorn understands this thing not at all.