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They thought the battle was over...

"You've shredded paper for the last time, you evil machine!"

They thought the carnage had stopped...

"I will avenge you, Jimmy. I WILL AVENGE YOU!"

"Jimmy... would have wanted it this way."

They thought wrong.

::screams::

"Oh-- Oh God! It's turning on!"

::ZZZZZZZZ!!!!!::

"ARGH! It's got my arm! IT'S GOT MY--"

::CRUNCH::

Now, they must put aside their differences, before it's too late.

Except it already is.

SHREDDED 2: The Revenge of the Paper Shredder
Shred or you're dead.


In Other News

Guess what I'm doing today?

See also Beodave. Also, I wish I had a sidekick named Wiglaf, because that is one awesome name.

ETA: 11:25: We have overheatage! I AM SUCCESS.