best email EVA

surfacing from the depths of my inbox...

"Hi, while i'm positive that each and every jennifer at the fine institute of William and Mary are stellar in every way, i'm looking for onely one of you.

If you are a jennifer who
1) finished her first year at W&M
2) lives in Richmond, VA
3) is an econ major
4) went to middle school with me (Ben Shapiro)
and
5) went swing dancing on saturday, June 5

i would love to get in touch with you again, please email me back.

however, if the afformentioned Jennifer is in fact Jenifer, then bugger all of you.

cheers,
-Ben"

Dear Ben

Despite your many grammatical and spelling errors, that was the most entertaining email i've received all week. Alas, I am not that Jennifer.

Thank you.