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Paradise Lost, Book 6: a Summary

raphael: so, once upon a time...
satan: ::rebel::
day 1:
god: dum de doo.
good angels: ::win::
bad angels: ::whine::
day 2:
god: dum de doo.
satan: you know what we need? cannons.
::builds cannons::
good angels: you know what we need? mountains.
::everyone throws mountains::
mountains: ::squish::
day 3:
god: you know, it's time to kick some butt.
jesus: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ::rides flaming cherubic chariot and hurls thunderbolts::
bad angels: aieeeeeee! runaway from jesus! ::fall into hell::
raphael: and that is why YOU SHOULDN'T MAKE GOD ANGRY. the end.