we put the psycho in psychology
Mar. 22nd, 2005 09:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shadydaveso, i took the mass test for psych research today.
some of the highly relevant questions i was asked:
are you right-handed, left-handed, or neither?
neither? apparently you can be ambisinister.
t/f: It's hard for me to find the time to do things such as get a haircut.
i'm assuming this question is in here to combat the tragic proliferation of bad hairstyles on college campuses.
t/f: My major goal right now is to avoid becoming an academic failure.
always a good goal.
t/f: The government refuses to tell us the truth about flying saucers.
we have now entered the paranoid-schizophrenia section.
t/f: I have worried that people on other planets may be influencing what happens on earth.
they have a disproportionate amount of ufo questions, i feel.
t/f: People often behave so strangely that one wonders if they are part of an experiment.
of course, it would have to be a very strange experiment too.
t/f: I think I could learn to read others' minds if I wanted to.
oh, you'd like to know the answer to that, wouldn't you?
t/f: I find that people too often assume that their daily activities and opinions will be interesting to me.
ouch!
t/f: I have had the momentary feeling that I might not be human.
no, see, it's the other way around. i'm human. everyone else is a robot.
t/f: I have had the momentary feeling that someone's place has been taken by a look-alike.
POD PEOPLE!
and, finally:
t/f: I have sometimes been fearful of stepping on sidewalk cracks.
in the words of kto: "fear for yo mama."
some of the highly relevant questions i was asked:
are you right-handed, left-handed, or neither?
neither? apparently you can be ambisinister.
t/f: It's hard for me to find the time to do things such as get a haircut.
i'm assuming this question is in here to combat the tragic proliferation of bad hairstyles on college campuses.
t/f: My major goal right now is to avoid becoming an academic failure.
always a good goal.
t/f: The government refuses to tell us the truth about flying saucers.
we have now entered the paranoid-schizophrenia section.
t/f: I have worried that people on other planets may be influencing what happens on earth.
they have a disproportionate amount of ufo questions, i feel.
t/f: People often behave so strangely that one wonders if they are part of an experiment.
of course, it would have to be a very strange experiment too.
t/f: I think I could learn to read others' minds if I wanted to.
oh, you'd like to know the answer to that, wouldn't you?
t/f: I find that people too often assume that their daily activities and opinions will be interesting to me.
ouch!
t/f: I have had the momentary feeling that I might not be human.
no, see, it's the other way around. i'm human. everyone else is a robot.
t/f: I have had the momentary feeling that someone's place has been taken by a look-alike.
POD PEOPLE!
and, finally:
t/f: I have sometimes been fearful of stepping on sidewalk cracks.
in the words of kto: "fear for yo mama."