As it turns out, Jack disappeared by cunningly taking the stairs and running across the Roald Dahl Plass in full view of Torchwood's security cameras, producing what is probably the most hilarious 30 seconds of CCTV footage ever.
Made even more hilarious by the fact that he was screaming 'DOCT-AAAAARRRR!!1!' the entire time.
Jack Harkness: FLIES LIKE A MORON!
killed by either unprotected Time Vortex traveling or by his heart exploding after running up 105 stairs and all the way across the Plass.
Running is not Jack's preferred form of exercise :P
And the Doctor adds "body parts in the possession of known sketchballs" to the list of things he never thought he would have to worry about.
Heh.
Jack Harkness: CAN'T DO MATH!
presumably because they got lost in Tibet while being pursued by enraged Yetis after accidentally destroying Shangri-La
You forgot the part where the yaks took an unnatural interest in Owen and wouldn't stop following him around. Kind of like Weevils, really.
fortunately for Jack the Doctor didn't watch s1 and is eventually mollified.
Hee.
I am somewhat concerned it took him an entire year to figure out that Torchwood should under no circumstances be allowed to go unsupervised
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Date: 2009-03-31 12:01 am (UTC)Made even more hilarious by the fact that he was screaming 'DOCT-AAAAARRRR!!1!' the entire time.
Jack Harkness: FLIES LIKE A MORON!
killed by either unprotected Time Vortex traveling or by his heart exploding after running up 105 stairs and all the way across the Plass.
Running is not Jack's preferred form of exercise :P
And the Doctor adds "body parts in the possession of known sketchballs" to the list of things he never thought he would have to worry about.
Heh.
Jack Harkness: CAN'T DO MATH!
presumably because they got lost in Tibet while being pursued by enraged Yetis after accidentally destroying Shangri-La
You forgot the part where the yaks took an unnatural interest in Owen and wouldn't stop following him around. Kind of like Weevils, really.
fortunately for Jack the Doctor didn't watch s1 and is eventually mollified.
Hee.
I am somewhat concerned it took him an entire year to figure out that Torchwood should under no circumstances be allowed to go unsupervised
Jack Harkness: PRETTY BUT A BIT SLOW!