Left a good job in the city, working for the man every night and day

Today has been kinda special. For whatever reason, none of the hyperlinks on my dad's computer were working, leading me to click furiously until I looked sufficiently like an idiot for them to work. This was of course after an entire mug of tea fell in my lap on my way to work. And then I was working the switchboard all day, though at least no one sneezed into my ear today.

Anyways, in celebration of being gainfully employed, I present the List o' Funny Names!

First is the Worst
Odin
Vanity
Wonder
Surprise
Elijah and Elisha (twins)

Family or Surname
Carraway-Bean

Combo with Fries
Bryan Adams
Cleo Brown
Crystal Dang
Ceng Kong