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shadydave ([personal profile] shadydave) wrote2010-10-07 12:13 pm
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now they're doing it on purpose

You know, I didn't think it was possible for the supplemental bid order product descriptions to sound worse than they did last year.

I was wrong:

"All poles come with a tip (or butt plug)."

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It's a pole vault pole! OBVIOUSLY! I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY THAT WOULDN'T BE A PERFECTLY LOGICAL THING TO SAY ABOUT A POLE VAULT POLE.

(Hur hur, "equipment".)