shadydave: (peace out)
shadydave ([personal profile] shadydave) wrote2009-10-30 11:18 am

Ich find thy shoon passing fayre

Did you know that the Knights of the Round Table invented the pick-up line?

And thus Sir Gawain spake thusly, Ladye, in sooth thou muste be soore weried, for with michel fleetness of foote thou hast flied both toward and froward throughout min swefnes all the nicht!
-- "La Morte D'Arthvader"

Anyways, find this instructive tidbit and more in "When You Marry", one of those amazingly helpful efforts from the 50s and 60s designed to tell you almost nothing useful about dating, love, sex, and marriage: Love, 1962 American High School Style.

And go watch some MST3K while you're at it:

Are You Ready for Marriage?
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RUBBER BAND?!

What To Do on a Date
Had this been an actual date, you would have been instructed where to go.

[identity profile] imweirdlikethat.livejournal.com 2009-10-30 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
And Tsar Nicholas II invented the ex-parrot joke. Well, sort of. ;)

Thanks for the MST3K! More procrastinating wooo!!!

[identity profile] virginhuntress.livejournal.com 2009-10-31 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
OH GOD THESE ARE EXCELLENT. Gonna repost them later. :D

[identity profile] shadydave.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S GONE! D:

[identity profile] naturalblue208.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMSrEiPl5vY

If you see two gays getting married, make a loud noise. Try to make yourself appear larger, so as to intimidate the gays XD

[identity profile] shadydave.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
It would be like that atom bomb we dropped on Nagasaki!

I love that they use clips from "Are You Ready for Marriage?" :D