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shadydave ([personal profile] shadydave) wrote2008-08-27 12:40 pm

Reading FAIL

So, I am annoyed at the book I'm reading (Dark North by Gillian Bradshaw). It's been good so far, but when I had to stop reading yesterday, the main character just did something so UTTERLY RETARDED there's no way I can justify it as anything except a way to move the plot along. I feel you can squeak by with a few minor incidents of these while writing, and it's true that some people abuse it way more than others (::coughcough:: TORCHWOOD ::coughcough::), but it turns out plot stupidity is, if possible, EVEN MORE ANNOYING when it occurs in an otherwise quality environment.

Anyways, now I don't really want to keep reading because obviously bad stuff will happen because of the STUPID STUPID STUPID plot twist, but I do want to find out what happens. And thus, I am annoyed.

ETA: Ok, so it turns out it was historically motivated stupidity. However, that kind of makes it worse, because it means that the ENTIRE STORY started because of this one incident in history, but when we actually get to that incident, the way the main character is written makes it unlikely that he would actually do the one thing he actually did.

I liked the ending though, so overall it was pretty good.

In other reading FAIL, Mallory has become addicted to Twilight, despite Marge and I yelling "SPARKLY VAMPIRES IN VOLVOS!" and "JUDGMENT!" and now Marge wants me to read it to ascertain how bad it really is. POR QUE, EVO.

[identity profile] failing-light.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE.

Mallory has become addicted to Twilight

JUDGEMENT. (I also judge your taste in friends.)

Also, you have a stupid face.

[identity profile] shadydave.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever, my friends are more awesome than your friends. And at least I am not "scary and mean-looking"!

You have a stupid HEAD.

[identity profile] failing-light.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
NO. DO NOT GO DOWN THE DARK PATH. FOREVER WILL IT DOMINATE YOUR DESTINY.

(Also, I LIKE being scary and mean-looking!)

[identity profile] shadydave.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I am a Jedi, like my father before me! And thus can withstand the lure of sparkly vampires.

(Also, I LIKE being scary and mean-looking!)

YOU WOULD.

[identity profile] failing-light.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT DID NOT TURN OUT WELL FOR LUKE. HE GOT ELECTROCUTED.

(UNDEADWARD!)

[identity profile] shadydave.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
AND YET HIS DESTINY WAS UNDOMINATED. So there.

[identity profile] failing-light.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. YOU HAVEN'T READ THE EXTENDED UNIVERSE.

[identity profile] failing-light.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, neither have I. Technically. But Kurt has! AND FROM WHAT I HEAR, IT ISN'T PRETTY FOR LUKE!

[identity profile] shadydave.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I am judging you AND the EU. JUDGMENT ALL AROUND.

[identity profile] failing-light.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
WHATEVER. YOU ARE WILLINGLY WATCHING THE TWILIGHT TRAILER.

*judges you even harder*

[identity profile] shadydave.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
ONLY BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE WHAT WAS BEING SPOOFED. WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A CERTAIN SOMEONE AND STAR WARS TIE-IN NOVELS, WHICH DID NOT TALK ABOUT "UNDEAD EDWARD" AND "EVIL JAMES" AND THUS ARE EVEN MORE LAME THAN AN ALREADY LAME THING.

[identity profile] failing-light.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I WAS IN FIFTH GRADE. YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER.

(Heh. Undeadward. Gets funnier every time I hear it.)

[identity profile] shadydave.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT WOULD SURELY BE A DEVASTATING COMEBACK IF NOT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU READ THEM LONG AFTER FIFTH GRADE, SO THERE.

[identity profile] failing-light.livejournal.com 2008-08-27 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
EIGHTH GRADE WASN'T THAT LONG AFTER FIFTH.

YOUR FACE.

[identity profile] shadydave.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I AM QUESTIONING YOUR VERACITY.

[identity profile] failing-light.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I QUESTION THE VERACITY OF YOUR FACE.

[identity profile] shadydave.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I QUESTION THE VERACITY OF YOUR MOM.

[identity profile] imweirdlikethat.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, my roomate is obsessed with the whole Twilight series. I feel your pain.

[identity profile] arku.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I must admit...I'm kind of intrigued by Twilight and it's following books. It seems like it plays inthe old vampire vs. werewolf argument...

*blush*

[identity profile] shadydave.livejournal.com 2008-08-28 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the problem is not the vampires (and werewolves) but the EPIC TEENAGE ANGST/TWU WUV.