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HOW DID I ENJOY A CHRIS CHIBNALL EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO MORE THAN ONE WRITTEN BY TEH MOFF?

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAURS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING SPACESHIP )

NEXT WEEK: Previously on Red Dwarf...
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Most ambivalent present ever?

The good news: Doctor Who Series 7 starts filming on my birthday!

The bad news: CHRIS CHIBNALL WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Earlier this year, there was talk of Showtime producing a show called Camelot, to fill the soapy anachronistic void in its programming left by The Tudors. So last night I decided to find out if anything was in development. Who knew it would be such an emotional roller coaster (emocoaster?) of a journey?

1. "Oh, Starz is producing? Between that and Torchwood, it'll be like one-stop-shopping for lolarity."

2. "Wow, Joseph Fiennes? How'd they get him to sign without promising puffy shorts?"

3. "Claire Forlani and Eva Green? Don't these people have movies to be in?"

4. "HAHAHA KING ARTHUR WAS IN TWILIGHT."

5. "...Dude, Kay is kind of hot o.O"

6. "Who knows, this could actually be kind of decent--"

7. "CHRIS CHIBNALL?!"

8. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK."

9. "Right, well, now there's no way it'll be good. Will it even be worth the aggravation to watch? I'd just get--"

10. "PHILLIP WINCHESTER!!!!!"

...So yeah, I'll probably be watching it anyway. I mean, if I only wanted to watch GOOD adaptations of Arthuriana, I'd basically have to play Monty Python and the Holy Grail on repeat*. WHY START HAVING STANDARDS NOW.

* ...More so than I already do.
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Can I officially make him my nemesis? Because I'm pretty certain he stands against all that is good in the world. Or at least, in writing.

Doctor Who: Cold Blood )
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Good news: JAMIE BAMBER! FREEMA AGYEMAN! ON THE SAME SHOW!

!!!!!

Bad news: ...Chris Chibnall is writing it.

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I have a better solution: why don't we put them BOTH on Doctor Who? They can totally fight crime there. APOLLO/MARTHA 4EVA.
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My friends, we have reached the end of an era. An era of FAIL, but an era nevertheless.

Torchwood, Series One: The EPIC FAIL Project

Episode 13: It's the end of the FAIL as we know it )

The Torchwood: EPIC FAIL Project Table o' Contents!

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